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Bonuses: The Fictitious Meritocracy
Square Mile,
2009

Work hard and play later?
Company mag,
2009

Would You Take a Pay Cut?
Grazia,
2009

No Place for a Pole
Guardian
Weekly,
2008

Poles Apart breeds sympathy
Metro,
2008

British about Poles
Cooltura,
2008

Stay
Here Forever
Goniec Weekly,
2008

Do Brits know more than we think?
Polot,
2008

The Story of Marta D
New Times,
2008

Breaking Stereotypes
Nowy Czas,
2008

Self-flagellation and the
City
The Spectator,
2008

Women Inc.
Netherlands, 2007

Seksisme in
the City
Volkskrant Banen, 2007

Der Grosse
Geldregen
Stern Magazin, 2007

Rediscover
your Passion - Go It Alone
City AM, 2007

Med Hand-Jern
i City
Dagens Naeringsliv, 2007

Finansmiljøet
i London - et Jobbhelvete
Karrierlink.no, 2007

Fear and
Loathing in the Heart of the city
Cambridge Evening News, 2006

Beyond the City Limits
Guardian, 2006

Unlocking my Golden Handcuffs
The LSE Beaver, 2006

Sexism in the City
Metro, 2006

De Gouden Boeien van de City
FEM Business, 2006

Sexism and the City
Euromoney, 2006

My Glittering City Career Turned
into Golden Handcuffs
Daily Express,
2006

Do Women Really Get a Raw Deal in
the City?
Evenings Standard, 2006
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January 2010 | Books
Unleash Your
Inner Novelist
One cloudy afternoon last
July, a nervous group of six women writers gathered
in the back garden of the novelist Miranda Glover’s
Oxfordshire home to watch a barefoot woman in a
little black dress hurl herself, repeatedly, from a
stool. The forecast was for rain, so Miranda’s
photographer husband, Charlie, snapped away quickly
while the writers opened some champagne and their
children ran around. Soon they were all laughing and
taking turns to fling themselves into the air. The
television and radio producer Jennie Walmsley leapt
so high she hurt her ankle. The journalist Lucy
Cavendish was amused to discover later, on looking
at the photographs, that she was less of a kangaroo
than she felt. “It was such an enjoyable day,” she
says, “and I think it looks really professional.”
She’s right. The Leap
Year – a collection of short stories by the
Contemporary Women Writers’ Club – does look
professional. It has a glossy cover with a photo of
the leaping lady (no telltale stool, children or
champagne glasses in shot) and an inviting
testimonial from the comic novelist Kathy Lette. It
has a blurb, a price and a barcode. You can buy it
on Amazon. But, conventionally speaking, The Leap
Year isn’t “professional”. It’s a self-published
book. “Both Miranda and I are conventionally
published novelists,” says Cavendish, “so of course
I initially winced at the idea of self-publishing.
The cliché is of mad people publishing letters to
their dead aunts.” But, although they wanted to see
the collection of short fiction they had produced in
their writing group on their shelves, they knew
publishers wouldn’t be interested.
“So we put £250 each into a
pot, went online and bought the self-publishing
package that looked the best. It was a massive
learning curve, but a few months later, here it is,
our book. We won’t make any money out of it, but
we’re really proud of it.”
Cavendish and her friends
aren’t alone in making the leap into
self-publishing. Grosvenor House Publishing (from
whom they bought their self-publishing package) saw
a 20 per cent increase in business last year and
Jane Rowland, the editor of The Self Publishing
Magazine, confirms that the sector is growing
“probably due to the well-documented shrinking of
commercial book lists and budgets, coupled with a
population that is more determined, and financially
able, to pursue their publishing ambitions”.
Although there is no way of
breaking down the types of book being
self-published, Rowland estimates that it’s 60 per
cent fiction and 40 per cent non-fiction. With the
growing number of self-publishers comes a new public
respect for self-published authors. So commentators
who once derided “vanity published” writers are now
beginning to acknowledge an empowered DIY culture.
It’s no longer publishing for rejects, but
“alternative publishing”; a bold stance outside the
homogenised mainstream.
Self-published literature
is nothing new. It’s been around, in one form or
another, since the printing presses got rolling.
John Milton, Mark Twain, Beatrix Potter and Walt
Whitman are just a few of the more celebrated
self-publishers. What self-publishers may lack in
professional experience, they can gain in creative
control. In some cases writers have been able to
make a fast buck without having to share their
profits with publishers.
In the late Twenties, DH
Lawrence self-published Lady Chatterley’s Lover
(its sexual content made it unpublishable in England
by the usual channels). He paid to have it printed
privately in Florence then sent hundreds of sales
leaflets to the United States and Britain and made
himself £1,000 within the year. More recently,
initially self-published novels include James
Redfield’s 1993 new-age adventure The Celestine
Prophecy, which spent 165 weeks on The New
York Times bestseller list; Jill Paton Walsh’s
medieval fable Knowledge of Angels made the
1994 Booker Prize shortlist and G P Taylor’s
children’s book Shadowmancer topped the
bestseller lists for 15 weeks, seeing him dubbed
“hotter than Potter”. Who’d have guessed – when the
policeman-turned-Anglican vicar sold his Harley
Davidson to pay for 2,000 copies to be printed back
in 2002 – that today he’d have a publishing deal
with Faber and be fending off questions about
whether Michael Caine will star in the movie?
Over
the past decade, advances in technology have brought
self-publishing within the grasp of millions.
Digital printing has opened the door to Print on
Demand (POD) publishing, which allows for small runs
of texts at a fixed price per unit (the average
novel should cost around £3.50). This is cheap and
cuts down on the need for storage space. And it
doesn’t waste trees. Jane Rowland says: “There are
special packages, usually offered by self-publishing
service providers who work with POD, that can
include all the pre-press work, an ISBN number,
marketing and a couple of copies of your completed
book which can start at around £800.”
Then there’s the power of
the internet. In the old days authors would have had
to lug boxes of books around shops, fairs and
festivals, hoping to attract readers. But the web
allows authors and readers from all around the world
to find each other. Rowland says that there a number
of online services, such as Lulu, UniBook and Yudu,
which “allow authors to upload their book for free,
then they pay to print and ship copies. Or an author
could self-publish an e-book, making it available as
a PDF download.”
For anyone aspiring to sell
in bulk, though, Rowland still recommends doing
things the old way – lithographically. “One thousand
copies of a basic 250-page novel should perhaps cost
about £3,000 to produce lithographically but £4,500
via POD.”
There are writers out there
making a decent “hobby income” on their fiction. Ron
Clooney, a 54-year-old English teacher from
Southampton, has sold thousands of copies of his two
self-published thrillers and made around £15,000 by
“giving it some welly” at bookshop signings and
selling via his website. “It started as a bit of a
joke,” he says. “But now I’m thinking of writing
full time.”
Polly Courtney, a
29-year-old former investment banker, also made
money self-publishing her novel, Golden Handcuffs,
in 2006. “In self-publishing,” she says, “you get
all that is left from each book sale after the
retailer’s cut (roughly 55 per cent of the cover
price), the distribution costs (15 per cent) and, of
course, the printing costs (10 to 15 per cent),
which works out at around 20 per cent, or £1.50 per
book. If you’re in a traditional publishing deal,
you’ll receive royalties of around 6 per cent or 45
pence.” Courtney now has a three-book deal with
HarperCollins but admits that she misses being in
control: “I don’t have a say in what my books are
called any more.”
Those who are infected by
the DIY spirit can go one further than Rooney and
Courtney and start their own publishing company, as
Shena Cooper did earlier this year. It cost the
former teacher, her daughter and a family friend
just £30,000 to launch Secret Seed Society and begin
producing picture books that aim to engage young
children with the world of vegetable-growing via
colourful characters. They found their printer on
Facebook and worked with him to ensure minimum
wastage in the manufacture of their books which they
sell via their website.
“We’ll have to sell 40,000
copies of each £5.50 book to turn a profit,” says
Cooper, “but I keep reminding myself that there are
millions of children out there. There aren’t many
enterprises I’d launch in a recession, but both
vegetable growing and self-publishing make sense
right now.”
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Polly's TV & Radio appearances

Unleash Your Inner Novelist
Telegraph,
2010

Car crash made me live
Sunday
Telegraph,
2009

Guest
Blog
Authonomy,
2009

Breaking Stereotypes of Poles in Britain
Dziennik,
2008

Poles
Doing Good...
Nowy Czas,
2008

Polly Courtney, Poles Apart
Polish Express,
2008

Second Careers in the City
Coutts Woman,
2008

Poles Apart: New Novel
The Messenger,
2008

Poles Apart: A New Slant
Chronicle,
2008

Bankieren in the City
Vacature, 2007

From Engineer
to Investment Banker to Novelist
The Fountain, 2007

Der Treibstoff Von London
Berliner
Zeitung Magazin, 2007

I Know the
Pressure Matthew was Under
Grazia, 2007

Un Salaire
Tres Cher Paye
Glamour France, 2007

I Sold My Soul to the City - then
Wanted it Back
Grazia, 2006

Gouden handboeien in de City
Het Financieele Dagblad, 2006

Banker Novel Shows it's not all
Success in the City
Reuters, 2006

Londonkarriärens Baksida
Realtid.se, 2006

Women at Work
Guardian, 2006

Golden Handcuffs
CityLife, 2006

The Billionaire Boys
Daily Express, 2006

Taste of High Life in City can
Seduce Interns
FT, 2006

City Woman who quit City over Sexism
admits Lapdancing
Daily Mail, 2006

My High Flying City Job was not
worth a Life of Misery
Observer, 2006 |